For the record-

Don't be discouraged by any recipes containing pork or ingredients you do not include in your diet.  I will typically suggest a substitute or stand-in for ingredients that may conflicting with personal or religious beliefs.  And if stunt doubles are not suggested, please feel free to ask me via comment; this applies to all recipes!  I promise to do the best I can to answer any and all questions.

"Please don't eat me. I love you!"

ohhhh little piggy, I eat you because I love you.